drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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