well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
