this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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