return my video game
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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