I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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