Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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