Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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