I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
is it fun? or sober?
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