also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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