I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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