You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
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Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
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