Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
