How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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