You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
it hurts more in the daytime
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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