I want to stick my p in your. b.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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