I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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