Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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