So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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