Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
My vagina just clenched in fear
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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