Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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