And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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