And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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