the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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