Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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