I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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