your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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