6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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