JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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