Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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