i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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