he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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