just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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