Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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