I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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