Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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