I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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