No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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