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he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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