just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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