Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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