let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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