Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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