Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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