Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
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At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
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