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Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
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You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
This toilet bowl is my home.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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