how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
We have started to decorate penises.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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