he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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