so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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