I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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