My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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