Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
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I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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