You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
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I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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