And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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